Your one-stop shop for all manner of life-changing, bright green machines to sooth your worries and give you the life you have always been told by advertisers that you deserve. We comb the world for the greenest, brightest, most pleasurable machines and
bring them to your door. Remember, once you go green, you never feel mean.
Philosophy:
We think people need more bright-green machines in their lives, especially big pleasure ones. "Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt
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Client Profile -- Do any or all of the below seem to fit you?
- Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
- Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
- Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
- Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
- Are you worried and depressed?
- Can't seem to get no rest?
- Then put our products to the test!
Products:
We offer a wide range of bright-green products from many big manufacturers, such as those featured below:
Why buy our products? Because, well:
- There's no need to complain
- We'll eliminate your pain
- We can neutralize your brain
- You'll feel just fine...
- We can end your daily strife
- At a reasonable price
- You've seen them advertised in LIFE
- You'll feel just fine....Now,
- ... buy a new bright-green pleasure machine!
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